A new perspective

So, I was at the nail place yesterday getting my eyebrows waxed - a $10 splurge for Valentine's Day - and I overheard this conversation that made me chuckle. This woman was getting a pedicure and talking about her upcoming vacation to St. Lucia. The guy asked how long she would be gone. She replied that they would only be gone for 5 days "and then I have to come back to work so I can pay for the trip!" And all I could think was... NOT IF YOU WERE PAYING IN CASH IDIOT!!!!